Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.
Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.
"The tragedy of that poor boy’s life is not the realization that he’s not the grand prize he’s assumed, but that he’s not even second place."
HALLOWEEN IS IN 2 HOURS
IT’S ONLY THE FIRST OF OCTOBER WAIT THIRTY MORE DAYS TO MAKE THIS POST MOTHER FUCKER
I KNOW Y’ALL EXCITED BUT SHIT
AIN’T NO THIRTY DAYS OF HALLOWEEN
TODAY IS HALLOWEEN
Boys and girls of age
This post is for all of you who have survived the urge to end your life, either coming out the other side or still fighting to stay alive.
I noticed how when someone has a physical illness such as cancer, and they come out the other side or even remission, they are able to celebrate surviving. I think all of the survivors of being suicidal should too.
Congratulations, and keep on fighting.