ask-gallows-callibrator:

overnight-shipping:

jumpingjacktrash:

bellethedaughterofthereaper:

paprikachu:

agentclausen:

plot twist: senpai gets noticed

This whole show is senpai trying to get noticed.

The entire show is a plot twist. Instead of the unpopular girl trying to get noticed by the popular boys, it’s the popular boys trying to get noticed by the unpopular girl.

can i just take a moment to say how much i love ouran host club

non-gender-conforming girl with a genderqueer dadmom makes friends with popular boys by not being fooled by their bullshit

All because said main character fucked up and broke an expensive vase.

because they wanted to find a quiet place to study 

(Source: tsukise)

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amysterybanana:

'Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards in high heels.'Look at her feet. SHE DOESNT EVEN STEP ON THE SECOND CHAIR!

amysterybanana:

'Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards in high heels.'
Look at her feet. SHE DOESNT EVEN STEP ON THE SECOND CHAIR!

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chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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birdschoolforbirds:

thetoxiczombie:

avengwhores:

Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.
… I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid

"oh no I let it down, what am I, who am I, I’m a fraud"

no no i think robert downey jr. is also just now realizing for the first time that he isn’t iron man

birdschoolforbirds:

thetoxiczombie:

avengwhores:

Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.

… I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid

"oh no I let it down, what am I, who am I, I’m a fraud"

no no i think robert downey jr. is also just now realizing for the first time that he isn’t iron man

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she’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s miss united states

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betsywolfe:

hufflepuff values loyalty and fairness and friendship and hard work and drive and determination and love and acceptance and kindness and if that sounds shitty to you then get out

(Source: buckbarrow)

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bertholdtbraun:

bertholdtbraun:

There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees

Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies

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I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute

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vriskaaserket:

I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I JUST SPIT IT OUT ON TO MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT

vriskaaserket:

I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I JUST SPIT IT OUT ON TO MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT

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twirlingavengers:

THE PETULANT TEENAGER STAGE OF BRAINWASH RECOVERY

(Source: hoodiecap)

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