"i don’t want you spending all night on there"

of course dad

because god forbid i spend my only hour of free time all day browsing tumblr and trying to relax

nooooo because technology is evil and social media will destroy us all

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yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period

yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period

(Source: 4gifs)

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agentgay:

agentgay:

‘yOU think u cAn do deez things buT u JUST CAN’T SAMMY’

image

it’S BACK 

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vinebox:

When straight guys eat a banana 

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teamfreesexuality:

taintedtrenchcoat:

thedemonica:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jephry:

if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die

what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of

what if you rolled their body in salt first

easy there, satan

margarita of pain

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pahnem:

vua2:

oh my god

everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life

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